Archive for September, 2008

Biggest. Surprise. Ever. (Clay Aiken is Gay? WTF?) (Insert sarcastic tone)

So Clay Aiken is gay. And he came out in People magazine.

Wow. I’m stunned. Really. Not sure how to take this at all. Clay is gay? What, now you’re going to tell me that Ricky Martin, Lindsey Lohan and Lance Bass are all gay too? What is this world coming to? 

And what are all those weirdo “Claymates” who have said for years, “CLAY ISN’T GAY!!!” going to be saying now?

I hope they enjoy that crow they’re going to be eating a lot of.


September 23, 2008 at 9:33 pm 4 comments

Off With Their Heads!

“The queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. ‘Off with his head!’ she said without even looking around.”

— “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland”

Hmm. Interesting.

September 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm 2 comments

Sunday Nerves and Tuesday Chicken Chili

I woke up Sunday morning with a knot in my stomach – it was the day that I was going to meet Zilla‘s mom and step-dad.

The weekend had been pretty fun – Zilla and I started our “Conversational Japanese” course, we’d had dinner with Professor McHottie and her partner SoftballShimmy, Crazy/Hot, Jimmylicious, Tater, and Teacher, gone to the Great Forest Park Balloon Race and Balloon Glow, and acquanited SoftballShimmy, Prof. McHottie and Teacher with our favorite little dive bar. We’d gotten delishus sooooshi (yeah, I just felt like spelling it that way) and had some good Welsh pub grub, and while it was a busy weekend, it was also really relaxing and a lot of fun.

But I was nervous the entire time about meeting Zilla’s parents.

It went off without a hitch. They reminded me a good deal of my grandparents, which is not to suggest at all that they’re older, because that’s not the case, but they were just kind and very what-you-see-is-what-you-get kinda folks. I really enjoyed their company a great deal and look forward to getting to know them better.

And speaking of nerves, I’m all worked up. I’m putting the letter to my parents in the mailbox today. I’m going to be all kinds of worked up until I hear from them … if I do.

Fingers crossed.

Tonight though, I’ll be quite content putting my jammie bottoms on and consuming some delicious white chili with chicken and cornbread tonight at Zillas.

September 23, 2008 at 3:35 pm Leave a comment

Cuz I’m a Star Wars Nerd, Yo.

The Hoth freezer from Empire Strikes Back:

And in *really* poor taste … the Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru action figures from Episode IV:

September 23, 2008 at 3:25 pm Leave a comment

And Just Because I’m Kinda Silly Like That…

I saw this photo today on the Astronomy Photo of the Day and it made me think of Tea:

That is all.

September 18, 2008 at 8:59 pm 3 comments

The Mean Little Kitty Song

And no, it’s not about me.

September 18, 2008 at 3:55 pm 4 comments

Back back backity back

So I’ve not really been busy – can’t say that – but I’ve just not had a whole lot to write about. I promise I won’t make a habit of it, but here’s a bullet list of the goings-ons of Kitty:

  • Zilla and I got Nintendo DS’s. And damn, I’m totally addicted to Zelda. And, did you know that you can draw on a DS and then send it to someone else with a DS? First picture that got exchanged? A Kitty original of Gouty getting my cat off in a dirty sexual manner.
  • Speaking of Gouty, he’s got a new blog – and he wrote about getting the cat off, me catching him pooping, and other fun things!
  • And speaking of Zilla, which I so often do and never get tired of, I’m meeting his Momma and Stepfather this Sunday. And while I’m not one to ever really get nervous, I’m terrified. I really want to make a good impression, and I’m so afraid I’ll do something wrong. I’m too rough around the edges for parental meetings.
  • And speaking of parents again, I’ve been composing and re-composing this long letter to my Dad and Mom about me being gay and all the good stuff that goes with it. I’ve never really hid anything from them, but I’ve never really thrown it all out there either, and I’m just too old and too bold to beat around the bush.
  • Had a LOVELY dinner with Yellow Fever, Teach and Gouty. Very fun, and a shame it happens infrequently.
  • Zilla and I start Japanese on Saturday – I can’t wait to learn another language. Maybe I’ll remember this one.
  • I’ve been craving caramel like it’s going out of style. Not sure why.
  • Blood pressure problems suck. Finding the right drug for my patented brand of evil has been such a struggle, and I’m so sick of feeling miserable.
  • Zilla’s birthday came early. And seeing his face … one of my favorite moments.
  • We also built cute Halloween Build-a-Bear Cats for each other. Mine’s name is Ezmerelda – she barks and meows, and according to Zilla, has an identity crisis.
  • Tater, Zilla, Crazy/Hot and I are going to the Forest Park Balloon Race this weekend. Can’t wait. Friday night, Zilla, Professor McHottie and her partner are going to get drinks and have sushi.
  • I miss Bizkit and Tea so bad sometimes that it physically hurts. It kills me to to think of how physically far away they are.
  • My intern is a rock star. My boss is amazing.
  • And fucking Noodles, my cat, even though he’s adorable, was apparently craving chocolate mint and he ate my chocolate mint plant that my co-worker propagated for me. Bummer.

September 16, 2008 at 4:00 am 1 comment

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